by Meat pies August 20, 2024
Get the Disney Cruisemug. Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Get the Tom Cruisemug. Yeahhh, I haven't been cruising as hard recently, what with the steep-as-dick gas prices and the drop in temperature. Oooh, which reminds me - I have to order some new scarves.
by brikk12367 September 24, 2022
Get the Cruisingmug. In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.
Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.
by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024
Get the cruising roundmug. by Pretty_Handsome_Unisex May 30, 2022
Get the Pleasure Cruisemug. While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
Get the one sock, two shoes cruisemug. by RSM07 June 8, 2023
Get the Pleasure Cruisemug.