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crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.
by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions
Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch
by pitythefool8 April 14, 2015
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Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014
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Crotch pop

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.
Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.
by Susan Denime November 2, 2011
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Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
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Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.
yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!
by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010
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