Creeper Res

Abbreviated for Creeper Resolution. An absurdly high resolution used on photos and videos that reveals the most detailed sexual parts of a woman. Leads mostly to Fapping.

Hey Rick, Robert took some great creeper res shots last week at the dance team auditions last week. Let's go fap to them.

by Litoz April 19, 2010

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creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.

Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

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The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

by YumYum69 March 1, 2009

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facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009

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