creamy memes, broken dreams

A phrase used to describe when a user makes a cringey video intending it to go viral, but doesn't succeed.

Oh, your cute cat video has 3 views. Creamy memes, broken dreams, bro.

by Vdgman November 7, 2017

creamy cooler

When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.

Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite

by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Creamy tootsieroll

A white man with a huge penis that looks brown in the middle and a creamy white color at the tip

"Damn that guy has an incredible Creamy tootsieroll "

by Eatthatpunani March 11, 2018

Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

creamy santa

When bae is wearing a red top and you give them a creamy beard

Hannah just wants a creamy santa

by Hannahscreamybeard June 6, 2016

Creamy mop head

When a me cums on a womens hair then has another women chew that semen filled hair

Dude i made these girls a nice creamy mop head last night it was so hot.

by The_Wisest_Monk October 5, 2016