A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
by Russ David April 26, 2006
Get the craig david's beardmug. Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'
by nubins November 10, 2004
Get the Reeto Craig Davidmug. A tall man who is extremely good looking. He tends to answer questions with the words "maybe" and "possibly". He is a big goof ball who knows how to be serious when it is necessary. He's the best guy a girl could ever ask for. He is intellegent and goal driven. He is cabable of anything. He is an absolutely amazing cuddler, dare i say the best? YES! He's the type of guy who you can't help but love. He's a beast wrestler, but he wouldn't hurt a fly in real life. He is strong. He knows how to romance a girl. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I pray to God that one day, I become his wife<3
"Hey who is that tall guy over there?"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"
by LadyMcLadyPants October 17, 2011
Get the Craig Alan Dyermug. “bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”
by bakaburger April 28, 2021
Get the craig n davemug. The little black book that contains the name and phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
Being married doesn't prevent you from having a craigs-book as a trophy and testament to your past life as a bachelor
by Sexydimma June 5, 2021
Get the craigs-bookmug. FUCK BUTTERS X KENNY here we have the most precious ship in the world it is called creek (aka tweek x Craig) it’s the most cutest,hottest,sexiest, beautifulist, nicest ship in South Park
(The most cutest thing abt it is that tweek stops twitching when he’s near Craig..UGHHHHH 🥰)
(The most cutest thing abt it is that tweek stops twitching when he’s near Craig..UGHHHHH 🥰)
by Southpark+straykidsfan May 29, 2022
Get the Tweek x Craigmug. A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011
Get the Craig's List Massagemug.