Skip to main content

California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian
"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"
by plus-size albert May 23, 2021
mugGet the California Cowboymug.

Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind
I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE
by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021
mugGet the Cowboy advicemug.

The Domesticated Cowboy

A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman
Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy
by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 2, 2020
mugGet the The Domesticated Cowboymug.

English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
by Conmack26 March 9, 2023
mugGet the English Cowboymug.

Dallas Cowboys

a dallas based football team.
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
Joe- Check out this Dallas Cowboys shirt i got
(gets punched in the face)
by goallllllllllll January 29, 2009
mugGet the Dallas Cowboysmug.

Dallas Cowboys

1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.

2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.

3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)

Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
by Scoobysnacks30 January 27, 2009
mugGet the Dallas Cowboysmug.

cowboy cash

toilet paper or any other possible means to wipe your ass.
got any cowboy cash? I got to take a big stinker.
by mobes May 16, 2005
mugGet the cowboy cashmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email