Go commit death yourself

When you are told to Go commit death yourself then you will die instantly.

Bob: Go commit deathpacito *dabs*
Jeffery: Go commit death yourself.
Bob: *dies*
Jeffery *dies*

by Deadmememan February 26, 2020

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes

Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else

by Fukuahole August 17, 2022

pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.

see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.

by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022

Damn this comment is fancy

A meme usually commented on Youtube for the attention and likes.

People only uses the 5 words damn this comment is fancy if they want to get attention.

by YummyandDelicious April 28, 2015

Hulu and Commitment

Like Netflix and Chill, but for couples who are looking for something a little more serious than just a quick booty call.

I like Alma, she isn't Netflix and Chill material, she is Hulu and Commitment status.

by Looopilove July 5, 2016

New Tidy Town Committee

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Commitee. The current TT group have alienised volunteers and our wildly unpopular. Over 50% of the organizations in town now refuse to work with them. Brendan Foley, James Day and Orna Eccles should retire and hand over bank account and social media details so a new group can be elected and hopefully repair the damage the current committee has done.

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Committee. They have loss all support and credibility

by Killorglinpetition April 18, 2021