Celtic pantheon worship

A religion that is the revival of the worship of all the gods of the Celts.

He's into Celtic pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

celltog

People who think having a cell phone with a camera makes them a great photographer.

The celltog didn't understand why the family was so upset with the quality of the family portraits after all, he did it for free.

by jibberish joe July 1, 2012

Clenthzombiac

It's a disorder that makes you bathe over and over again and you don't feel clean. Similar to OCD, but to the extreme.

Symptoms:
-A constant urge to bathe.
- Feeling dirty after showering.
-Internal guilt or despair.
-Showering more than 3 times a day.
-Constant anxiety.
-Urge to bathe over and over again.

Example: When a victim gets raped and feels dirty , they rush to take a shower to feel better and to clean up. But finds that the shower doesn't make them feel clean. ( Internally the victim feels dirty)

Can be used like:

"You are suffering from Clenthzombia."
"You are a Clenthzombiac."
"Your acting like a Clenthzombiac."

by Dr. Mellowhype April 19, 2013

clelleshia

When you want to know the translation of someone's name and Google can't even translate it.

I want to know what her name means, but I got a damn clelleshia.

by mrs.tigolebitties May 22, 2014

Cleating

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.

I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.

by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016