Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.

This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.

by neswheat November 7, 2008

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017

Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm

by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020

De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.

Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.

by The Switz November 3, 2009