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cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!
by Carpman May 14, 2003
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ass-cheese

The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.

Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.

Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'

'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'

'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
by Tahtiana September 10, 2008
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Cheese Tweeter

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.
by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009
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unstable cheese

Cheese that comes from the Fast Food stores where the cheese on the burgers is not cooked right and if breaks off while you hold it in your hands. Often you find yourself in the situation where you are using your laptop, or playing a PSP. or simply reading the newspaper. then a piece of cheese breaks off and lands on whatever gets on it's way.
Person #1: O'sht, unstable cheese got my PSP screen!
Person #2: Har Har, should sue Macdonald's for it. If fat people can sue them for being fat, then it wount hurt if we sue for Unstable cheese.
by SmexMuffinMan December 7, 2006
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Bavarian cheese whistle

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time
Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!
by fnIrish January 17, 2009
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blue cheese moon

verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples
by wileywatermelon February 23, 2011
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Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011
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