Trade Chat

The major city (and also Alliance) equivalent of Barrens Chat.

Trade Mongrel 1: IIHNJEBHIHFBhIJXsnh WE LOST WG
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL

etc. etc. etc.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

Eatin Aint Cheatin

To preform oral sex on a woman and have it not be considered cheating.

Man i got F&*@^d up last night and went down on that girl my girlfriends going to be so pissed.
Friend: Dont worry dude Eatin Aint Cheatin!!

by TRICKS FOR TREATS April 10, 2011

Chat roulette

One of Earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. No downloads required. Anything goes.

Things to expect while on chatroulette.com
-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties
-a video on repeat (porn, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease)
-pre-pubescent middle school girls
-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. (See: chatroom thug,tool,poser)
-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette
-non-sexual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh (LMAO, die laughing)
-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show

Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc

You never know what to expect from this site.

Guy 1: Dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, I wanna see what some titties and/or asian girls!

Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties.

Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee today.

(five clicks later)

Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day?

by Sexual harassment Pandaa March 1, 2010

Cheater

A fucking asshole that is supposed to be your best friend then decides that you're too far away to be faithful, and that some one night stand is more important of the years you've spent together. Hope it was worth it.

He's nothing but a fucking lying cheater.

by Shouts from the Rooftops September 15, 2010

Strawberry cheating

When someone in a relationship poses as a single person so they can flirt with other randoms.

1. My girlfriend caught me strawberry cheating on her last night.

2. Last night in town I strawberry cheated on Alison.

3. I strawberry cheated with 3 girls last night!

by CK91 June 3, 2010

sleep-cheating

being in a relationship, saying yes to a new relationship then breaking up with the original in the morning.

jill was caught sleep-cheating with jack because bill asked her out and she said yes before breakingup with jack in the morning.

by esoreinalem October 18, 2010

local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf

I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015