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splinter cell 

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10
Solid Snake could kick Sam Fisher's ass.
splinter cell by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005
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bootleg cell phones 

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.
They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.
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ReD CeLL 

DAMN! ReD CeLL just fucked us up!!!
ReD CeLL by Chris aka Ares December 19, 2004

Horny cell layer 

The stratum corneum (Latin for 'horny layer') is the outermost layer of the epidermis. The human stratum corneum comprises several levels of flattened corneocytes that are divided into two layers: the stratum disjunctum and stratum compactum. The stratum disjunctum is the uppermost and loosest layer of skin. The stratum compactum is the comparatively deeper, more compacted and more cohesive part of the stratum corneum. The corneocytes of the stratum disjunctum are larger, more rigid and more hydrophobic than that of the stratum compactum.

The stratum corneum is the dead tissue that performs protective and adaptive physiological functions including mechanical shear, impact resistance, water flux and hydration regulation, microbial proliferation and invasion regulation, initiation of inflammation through cytokine activation and dendritic cell activity, and selective permeability to exclude toxins, irritants, and allergens. This layer is composed of 15–20 layers of flattened cells with no nuclei and cell organelles. Their cytoplasm shows filamentous keratin. These corneocytes are embedded in a lipid matrix composed of ceramides, cholesterol, and fatty acids.
Oh look, it is the horny cell layer
Horny cell layer by epicthing July 29, 2021

Oh, My Cell Phone! 

An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.
Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling

Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
Oh, My Cell Phone! by ChadBalmworth February 20, 2013

stemp cell bandid

A person in a relationship with another who was raised by them and then... "taken care of".
...Commonly known as Woody Allen :)
stemp cell bandid by Lady Vermeil September 11, 2005

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger) 

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.
"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."