Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

Carson

A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger

Carson why is there orange semon on sophie

by My pp hurts May 21, 2019

Carson Drake

The greatest pro wrestler in sports history

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake

by DrakeCB November 23, 2021

Carson Londer

A person who is very ugly, he’s very fat and has no friends. every one hates him.

Carson Londer is a looser

by Jimmy Sutton March 6, 2019

Carson

He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing

things and things, like he is awesome_ that Carson!

by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019

Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants

Carson only hear for liquor and his girl

by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024