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Carpet Bombing

The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.
Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.
by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016
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carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut!
by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
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carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.
FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!
by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017
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Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022
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Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011
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