by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016
Get the Carpet Bombingmug. by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
Get the carpet slutmug. by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017
Get the carpet yachtingmug. Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022
Get the Carpet floggermug. Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
Get the Carpet fittermug. Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
Get the pizza carpetmug. The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011
Get the Smokey Carpetmug.