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Merit Capitalism

Merit Capitalism:

Wealth and power to the most qualified and resourceful.
Merit Capitalism ensures that the best and most qualified people make the rules.
by anonymous July 15, 2025
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capitals

the distinct, typically broader section at the head of a post or column.
"the pillars have molded capitals"
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics

The unofficial de-facto economic system of Indonesia that punishes foreign businesses and companies that create jobs, and employment opportunities for Indonesians, and contribute substantial tax revenue to the government and by extension, the country's standard of living for doing certain things that offend the delicate sensibilities of the Indonesian people in areas wholly unrelated to the quality of the goods and services delivered by these companies.

i.e., releasing an advertisement that certain people believe looks similar to a conflict happening the middle east that may or may not actually be depicting said conflict, or a franchisee of a fast food chain completely separate from the franchisee in Indonesia donating free meals to the military of a middle eastern country in a conflict.
Makcik: Eh, Abang! You heard that McDonalds is giving free meals to the IDF? How dare they support GENOCIDE??! I think they forgot that under Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics we can boycott their brands and cause thousands of Indonesians to lose their jobs, investments and lower our standard of living yet still believe we are doing shit to help Palestinians!!

Abang: Hahaha come on lets teach Ronald McDonald the imperialist what we Indonesians are made of!! Indonesia Boleh!!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 2

A board game that is played like checkers red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 as in the red army men and blue unity RELBJALUDS 💙 as in the blue army men and DOUBJragS as in dragons 🐲🐉 as in the green army men.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 2. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 12, 2022
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romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.
When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.
by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024
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capitals

A team in the NHL that is one of the best
The Capitals take on the penguins
by Blues Fan1111 August 9, 2021
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