caning

Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.

You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!

by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010

Camping World

A ridiculous camping goods store that overcharges for all their goods, has seriously flawed employees and discriminates against decent workers. A shoddy, terrible company to work for and a waste of money to shop at.

Jake: Yeah, did you hear that they fired my wife from Camping World?

Steve: Why? Wasn't she like five months pregnant?

Jake: She complained that an employee was verbally abusing and harassing her and they found any old reason to dump her, man.

Steve: What about her medical insurance?

Jake: It was a joke, they sent her the insurance card 2 months after she got fired, even though she paid like 200 bucks for it and never got to use it.

Steve: Lame, dude.

by CindyLooHoo February 18, 2008

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

Saran Caking

Saran Caking is an up and rising sensation where teens place 10 to 20 even 50 pancakes on the targets car and then proceed to cover the car in a thick layer of plastic wrap as a hilarious practical joke. Saran caking originated in the Suburbs of Atlanta, Georgia but has quickly spread as far west as Oklahoma.

- "Tonight lets go Saran Caking and get your girlfriend's car as a joke! She won't know what hit her!"

by ToneTone March 14, 2010

capping

A mid-west slang term used to describe someone who’s tweaking or messing up.

Alyssa: Truth or Dare, Bianca

Bianca: Dare

Alyssa: I dare you to go sit on Jake’s lap

Bianca: Nah g, i’m not doing that

Alyssa: G what? You capping! Come on just do it!

by pseudonym101 June 7, 2018

caringest

to care the most

Wow, Karen is one of the caringest people I know. She just cares so much!

by Anderson James November 19, 2010