Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013

bumping buddy

Good friend you are having sex with.

I'd like you to meet K. She's my bumping buddy.

by Davidornado December 7, 2014

bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 7, 2014

Burning Troy

Burnig Troy is smoking weed.

This weekend I was chillaxing, sipping wine and burning troy.

by ~QS~ March 12, 2016

Bumping Balls

The act of having homosexual sex and having the "balls" bumping together during said sex

"Hey I heard George and Stephen were bumping balls last night"

by ass mcfucked May 16, 2017

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup April 21, 2018

Bumping aux

Controlling music for any speaker and audience that makes them get rowdy.

Damn girl you are bumping aux right now

by Damnrowdygirl May 5, 2018