burnt twinkie 

A clearly dumb white bitch whose trying to be black

That girl be acting like a burnt twinkie

burnt twinkie by St.Cloud Snow Bunnies November 13, 2019

Burnt toast

When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.

Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire

Burnt toast by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021

burnt toast

expression used the same way as "that sucks"

Princy: gosh you're so smart

Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.

Princy: oh, burnt toast.

burnt toast by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009

burnt pickle 

the person in every group of friends that no one likes. usually either a possibly homosexual white male, or obnoxious fat bitch. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle, but still pretends everyone likes them.

obnoxious fat bitch:
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.

somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.

obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

burnt pickle by zombiee January 18, 2011

burnt toast

Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.

Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.

Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.

burnt toast by Sketchey January 6, 2008

Burnt toast

an African-American person. Created in retaliation to the phrase cracker, or cracka.

Black person: "You cracker-ass fool"
(unassuming)White person: "What do you know, you piece of burnt toast!"

(black person creates new face for white person)

Burnt toast by jojotheirishkid March 28, 2005

Burnt Jergens 

1] The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2] A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.

1] *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2] "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."

Burnt Jergens by The one and only GOB August 22, 2009