bum love

love through the bum (anal)

John gave David bum love

by John Masters April 5, 2003

Bum Dick

Black and blistered hot dogs resembling an infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.

Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.

by Mugalation March 6, 2011

bum smuggler

Long sweaters worn by obese womean to hide the actual size of their ass.

A woman who hides her true obesity by wearing long sweaters draped over her fat ass.

Alice wore a bum smuggler on her date to hide her big ass.

That girl has a fine face, but I think she is a bum smuggler.

by cheeks1128 February 5, 2010

welfare bum

Some fatass bitch who gets money but can't go and fucking work for a living because they are too busy getting fucking fat.

If you are a welfare bum well go work and if ends still can't meet then you need welfare. If not go fuck yourselves.

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 4, 2009

bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

bum lay

someone who is bad in bed.
ie...just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.

i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a bum lay.

by lustnpixxxiedust March 21, 2008