bless your heart

An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.

Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.

Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.

by holly the ginger kid. June 21, 2007

Blues death

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.

"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."

by Guy Lazarus March 5, 2006

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.

Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

Bless it's heart

A term used after a degrading or uncomfortable sentence that usually makes it ok to say.

"Damn, that's an ugly baby. Bless it's heart."

"Haha that stupid cow fell off the cliff. Bless it's heart."

by SacKing20 November 8, 2009

blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.

That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!

by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018