baked

What happens when you put food in the oven at the bakery

We went to the bakery and got some baked goods! It was lit. Can't wait for karaoke night at the bakery.

by Dwarfcalzone January 18, 2016

Baked face

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

by It's yo mom May 27, 2016

Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out

I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell

by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017

buyed

the past tense of buy that only idiots use

big man me i buyed dem ting form the man dem

by dodgy afghan November 1, 2020

baked_orange0

a person who is incapable of missing and is the best embodiment of freedom. Conpacs is also obsessed with him and likes to join his lives.

Baked_orange0 never misses

by Baked orange February 14, 2021

team baked

One of the most unstoppable PK teams out there (when we're not high on fuckin balls), the only team to poop on them is Moose Unit.

Dude: yo i heard team baked just beat team notorious pkers in a full out 5 vs 50. Chick: yeah Xth Kakashi took out 49.5 of them and W X V X W left cus he got 6 def on accident

by TeaLeavesSon September 8, 2009

Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018