bread poisoning 

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

bread poisoning by Mya M. July 24, 2008

bread ou 

A stingy fucken Indian Poes who eats span rhoti

Yudi, you a fucken bread ou Poes

bread ou by Asdfballs September 3, 2019

Bread Bowl 

The sick and twisted yet highly entertaining act of barfing in a female's vagina then fingering her.

I ruined a set of sheets after I gave Suzie a bread bowl last night.

Bread Bowl by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

Bread Slicers

Extremely long big-toe nails.

Oh my god, look at those bread slicers!

Bread Slicers by mitch250 June 14, 2009

bread sock 

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

bread sock by BreadLvr July 22, 2010

bread top 

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

bread top by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

Bread Burmp 

Street name for ketamine when insufflated and not applied in IV/IM formats

Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp

Bread Burmp by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009