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Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.
You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!
by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018
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Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.
see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"
by sapien_red April 10, 2021
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Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned
Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
by Master gopher January 20, 2015
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brain-wacked

1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received

2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)
1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.

2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.
by Torreycat January 26, 2011
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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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lame brain

person: whats 2x2?
other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know.
first person: wow what a lame brain.
by BLG3143 February 19, 2009
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big brain

when someone is so stupid theyre actually smart
person 1: omg this isnt a table its a window omg
person 2: big brain
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
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