brafterlunchoon

when your first meal of the day is after “lunch” time

“i slept in so late i didn’t get to have breakfast so my first meal was after lunch!” “brafterlunchoon!”

by stanbambi June 15, 2025

baffon

a dumbfuck who has seen the definition of bafoon and baffoon but is still too stupid to search up the motherfucking word buffoon

Guy 1: you're the baffon here
Guy 2: you're the dumbass here for not knowing how to write buffoon correctly you blithering idiot

by goober_XD August 27, 2025

matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

jelly baff

When you slide jelly into the open anus of a girl then suck it out using a straw like clearing water from a bath

Gave my girl the best jelly baff last night, strawberry flavour was on the menu

by Willskipezza July 19, 2016

Paizley Brasfield

is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is so cute and hot. She is nice and kind. If you ever get the chance to be her friend keep her!

person 1- Omg that girl is so pretty

person 2- duh it’s paizley brasfield

by koolkid2121 April 21, 2019

mary bradford

mary bradford likes to insult her friends and herself. she has very little confidence in herself. she hates the world and everyone in it. she considers herself to be fat(even tho she’s not). she only likes skinny mobile boys. bye

Girl 1- “I’m so fat and ugly”

Girl 2- “Stop you are such a Mary Bradford”

by papi_01 April 29, 2019

left-baffled

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019