The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.
Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.
Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..
Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?
Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?
Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...
Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..
Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?
Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?
Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...
by teamcookie September 20, 2009
The most conceited guy you'll probably ever meet. Also the whitest white boy ever. Brady's kinda a douche, and seems cool... but really, he doesn't get any girls and is probably a virgin. He's most likely skinny and tall, with a long head. (probably has a skinny dick too)
"I just met this guy at the bar who was such a Brady"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"
by maragdyr January 02, 2018
by Woody Thomas January 21, 2007
The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.
by Chris Bekavac July 08, 2005
This is about Brady the name. He is funny but can also be annoying. Watch out for him, he lies a lot and also they usually like dirt bikes. Watch out he's mean!
by Gotcha!Zing!! November 04, 2016
Most overrated player on the New York Rangers. Gets paid 5 million a year for being incredibly vanilla & soft, doesn’t play to the whistle, and doesn’t use his size.
by HugeNYRFan10 June 28, 2019
by Brthrjrjrb July 30, 2019