I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

Bruce Lee

The only one that can kill Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was no match for Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, once the kung-fu master understood his opponent's fighting style.

by Lexiconartist January 15, 2013

Brotendo

When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs

Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.

by Potatobum March 25, 2015

Bruh

The best answer to literally anything

Joe: my mom died yesterday

John: bruuhh

Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars

John: bRuHhh

Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh

by I eat forks with noodles October 30, 2019

In before the Brockway

Meaning to beat someone to the punch. This is especially true in the comments thread of a Full Metal Alchemist post, and most specifically in response to a Nina Tucker meme.

Op: *posts Nina Tucker meme
Tavern members: In before the Brockway!
Brockway: These jokes never get old, just like Nina!

by JadeOrchid December 12, 2020

Bruce Sip

1) An awkward drinking posture, manner and style; an attempt to avoid consuming an alcoholic beverage

2) Utilizing an awkward posture or style to avoid consuming alcohol, when you call someone out on doing a Bruce sip, you are calling them unmanly and unaccustomed to consuming strong beverages

3) Apathetic beverage ritual, the “Bruce sip”; consuming an alcoholic beverage by rotating one's head backwards simultaneously rotating the glass forward- keeping the top of the glass perpendicular to the floor

“You bruce sip that again and I'm going to take that drink away from you and give it to my daughter!”

“I don’t mean to lame out, but that shot was so strong I Bruce sipped it”.

by lookwhattheydidtomyboy January 24, 2013

Bruderbund

Wenn Du und Dein Bruder dieselbe Errungenschaft teilen.

Ich: Ey Bruder, wir sind jetzt im Bruderbund!
Er: Nice Mann mit welcher hattest du was?
Ich: XXX, die Schabracke
Er. Gratulation.

by schneebii June 11, 2020