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agave boon massage

An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.
"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"
by sarlco July 22, 2014
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Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.
Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.
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BOON

Noun. Originated in the year 1998. A boon is a monkey/Sexy guy.

Adj. To be 'boonish' describes sexiness and masculinity.
1) You freaggin' boon, get out of that tree and return those bananas!

2)
a Dude, you're such a boon.
b Hey Dave Debruyn, you're looking mighty boonish today! Kudos.
by Boontallion March 30, 2004
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baton

The homosexual's bat. It thinks it's a proper bat, but it's not really.
Oh, hello, could you pass me my baton please? (Doesn't quite work does it)
by Mr G January 26, 2005
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boon

friends who protect each other and spend so much time together everyone thinks they're lesbians
those girls are boons
by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooon November 21, 2011
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boonar

A hugely versatile word that can be used in a multitude of situations. Most commonly used as a bastardization of the word Boner.
Eh, blud, I boonared her face till she bled from her ears.

I gave the monkey in the zoo a boonarnar.

She gave me the hugest boonar.
by Bob February 2, 2004
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bojones

A freakin' sweet blusey rock band from the great city of Houston with an original and addicting sound.
Hey man, did you see the bojones concert last night?
Hell yes, it fucking rocked!
by a bojones fan December 24, 2005
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