on the board 

The girl you've got your eyes on

Dude your ex is on the board

on the board by Bigdick104729473984 March 19, 2017

Penny Board 

A plastic skateboard ridden exclusively by 12 year old girls on tumblr or adult men who dont have enough self confidence to ride a real skateboard, and not enough self respect to realize theyd be better off walking.

Look at Timmy trying to be cool, Penny Boarding with his airpods in. Its just sad.

Penny Board by goobyyams January 31, 2019

skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye

yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

skate board to eye guy by jaju baller June 26, 2008

Jamaican Board Wax 

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.

I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.

Jamaican Board Wax by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007

OPM Board 

videogame discussion board, best on gamers.com

Occasionally spammed by losers.

No longer under LoneSage's control in cooperation with public demand.

I visit the OPM Board too much.

OPM Board by Darth Bisquick September 23, 2003

OPM Board 

An excellent board on gamers.com.

I spend too much time on the OPM Board.

OPM Board by bobcj September 24, 2003

beer board 

Getting someone drunk to get information

I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.

beer board by dixiedreg December 19, 2011