shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017

Bitch

A person who talks about you behind your back and then gets quiet when you're in front of them. A coward on the other hand.

You're a loud mouth bitch.

by Schmando December 14, 2016

BITCH, I LOVE YOU

When you hate and love someone at the same time.
You don't know how to explain your love and hate for them, so you use a little of both.
Shirlena and Tourettes Guy often exchange this love-hate relationship phrase.

Look up Best Of Tourettes Guy on youtube for more.

Tourettes Guy: ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND STARE AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
Shirlena: *throws cereal bowl at Tourettes guy*
Tourettes Guy: *picks it up* BITCH, I LOVE YOU.

by AnielleDay November 13, 2011

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

bitch I might be

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?

kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

by natalianatalia May 3, 2013

resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

by Suburbanz71 June 9, 2018

bitch and moan

what you motherfuckers do on your urban dictionary accounts.
what liberals and conservatives do to each other.
what most youtube comments are

Jerry got fucking sick and tired reading urban dictionary because he only saw definitions that bitch and moan about someone else.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016