because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.

guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

by qpwoeirutt September 15, 2010

beneeta

Beneeta is female version of a Ben. She has a Chicken army instead of Ben's Dick Army. She's more confident and will mostly work at Deloitte.

Oh fuck! It's Beneeta, run!

by TheRealBeneeta July 28, 2021

bendedat

had sexual intercourse with.

Jake: man you see that girl?
Justin: yeah, i bendedat

by justin k-shor April 21, 2006

Medicinal Bender

Act of drinking a handle bottle of liquor at the first sign of flu or cold symptoms, bringing your blood alcohol level to about .35, and killing any germs present in the human body.

Glen, "man James you looked like shit yesterday, I was sure you were coming down with that nasty flu that's going around."

James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"

by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011

boner bender

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Greedy bender

Bisexual people

Is he a batty boy? Nah he's a greedy bender

by sunny as fuck February 15, 2017

sneaky bender

An alcohol or drug binge spanning several days (usually week days). Generally sneaks up on the person or people who are participating. Following standard bender rules, you have to be wearing the same clothes that you started the bender with for it to be considered a bender.

Looks like Mya is on a sneaky bender this week, she’s blasted on this fine Tuesday morning and skipping her classes.

by Eman9000 March 14, 2022