Bumperwhore

1. A person who can't get off your back bumper.

2. A person that puts their car too close to yours.

I parallel parked just across the street and when i got back some bumperwhore boxed me in!

by Jonnieboy1 March 16, 2009

BumperBumpin

When a chick gets on all fours, and you tape a dildo onto the front bumper of a car and proceed to drive at her asshole at 140 mph ramming the dildo into her butthole. (warning this is dangerous and there may be injuries that possibly result in death)

Jack: I gave her such a hard BumperBumpin she flew into the next state.

Billy: At least your hoe lived.

by BumberBumpinElite April 4, 2009

bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

by chanel182 March 8, 2009

Berperwinkle

Noun;

One who insults hipsters, or try hards.

You fucking berperwinkle!

by Sarahfuckingsweeter January 12, 2011

Bumper Zit

Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.

Oh look, Charlie just got a new Cadillac complete with bumper zits!

by Creative Savage November 5, 2010

Bumper buster

A rather outspoken individual who likes to broadcast their opinions to the world on the back of their vehicle. They achieve this through the medium of bumper stickers which tend to cover ninety percent or more of their vehicles' backside. They tend to drive the following cars: the Toyota Prius, a Chrysler minivan, or any pickup truck made by GM. In addition to this they do not know the correct use of the passing lane on the highway.

As soon as I saw that bumper buster pull out in front of I decided to move two lanes over.

by JazzDemon November 17, 2011

Bumpershoupt

Wildly imaginative, ultimately impossible, sex, including physically impossible positions and stamina beyond human capabilities.

When Candiss whispered into his ear, promising an evening of bumpershoupt, Robert broke out in an obvious sweat.

When asked how his first date with April went, Harold replied with one word, "Bumpershoupt".

After Eddie's hot sister walked through the yard in her swimsuit, the boys conversation switched to pure bumpershoupt.

by Chibob April 12, 2013