The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
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Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.
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As a word of caution using the Tri-Beam too many times may leave you exhausted or dead.
As a word of caution using the Tri-Beam too many times may leave you exhausted or dead.
Dude Fighting: This guy is kicking my ass, WTF do I do?
Buddy: Throw your hands together and Tri Beam his face
Dude Fighting: TRIII BEEEAAM HAA HAA HAA!!! Holy shit it blew his head clean off!?!
Buddy: Throw your hands together and Tri Beam his face
Dude Fighting: TRIII BEEEAAM HAA HAA HAA!!! Holy shit it blew his head clean off!?!
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