lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

skank bath

When a woman uses only a wet wash cloth to clean herself up after sex.

After sneaking out to have sex with the neighbor Felicia only had time to take a skank bath before running home.

by Ampersand_Man January 23, 2017

foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014

hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

Magic Bath

Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.

Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.

JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)

by SKi-stalski July 24, 2009

Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020