Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnycunt October 24, 2008
Get the Shithouse Bastardmug. a harsh black people insult, do not use unless you've been
1.kicked out of a bar
2.had your girlfriend shagged
3.had your wallet jacked
4.stabbed
1.kicked out of a bar
2.had your girlfriend shagged
3.had your wallet jacked
4.stabbed
1.what the fuck let me finish my drink you black bastard
2.get your cock out of my bitch you black bastard
3.gimmie my wad holder you black bastard
4.you got blood on my shirt you black bastard!
2.get your cock out of my bitch you black bastard
3.gimmie my wad holder you black bastard
4.you got blood on my shirt you black bastard!
by rob sharman and gareth roberts June 5, 2005
Get the black bastardmug. The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.
by TheDude426 December 13, 2015
Get the Horny Bastardsmug. by Cunt man (2) December 15, 2010
Get the Bastard Manmug. by Welderman46 May 31, 2016
Get the drunk bastardmug. one who cannot find sufficent monetry funds to wash themselves on a regular basis,
makes use of a burn, stream as a rudimentary bath when necessary,
regularly scrounges for money from friends or passers by,
smells of nothing more than the unpleasant scent of pure dirt,
owns bright blue and orange addidas trackies from roughly 10 years ago,
etc. etc.
makes use of a burn, stream as a rudimentary bath when necessary,
regularly scrounges for money from friends or passers by,
smells of nothing more than the unpleasant scent of pure dirt,
owns bright blue and orange addidas trackies from roughly 10 years ago,
etc. etc.
James Robertson, commonly addressed by "Jim".
Malcom Huston - a step or 7 beyond smelly.
person a "Did you see malcom n jim fight for a whole hour for 40p and half a twix?"
person b "no! who got the 40p and part of a twix?"
person a "jim got half a twix (for which he was very grateful) but no-one gave him 40p"
person b "..manky bastard"
P.S. Insulting as this is Jim is infact a legend. Malcom on the other hand just smells.
Malcom Huston - a step or 7 beyond smelly.
person a "Did you see malcom n jim fight for a whole hour for 40p and half a twix?"
person b "no! who got the 40p and part of a twix?"
person a "jim got half a twix (for which he was very grateful) but no-one gave him 40p"
person b "..manky bastard"
P.S. Insulting as this is Jim is infact a legend. Malcom on the other hand just smells.
by sweatyturdheed June 11, 2006
Get the manky bastardmug. "Clive is such and arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think therefore he is an arse bastard," concluded Derek.
"Yeah and he's a bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think therefore he is an arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009
Get the arse bastardmug.