based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.

Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.

by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023

Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.

Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.

by Based papist December 25, 2023

based dig

The act of burying your face in a blanket while 5 or more men use you for sexual activities.

William was such a based dig last night

by Finlaysonman January 21, 2025

Based Department

When you friend say something based or performs something based so you say “Hello? Based Department? And they respond “Lil B speaking” and then you say “is _____ Based?” And they say “yes very based”

1. I just lost my virginity
2. Hello? Based Department?
1. Lil B Speaking!
2. Is this based?
1. Yes, very based

by Red40isgood February 5, 2025

Based and Stuart Pilled

This term is used to say something is beyond cool. Not only is it based but it has hit “Stuart” levels (Coolness related to characters with that name) like Stuart little or David Stuart

“Man, that guy was based and Stuart pilled”

by Ddstu fan March 16, 2025

Based Center

A based center, where based people go to be based and be with other people who are also based because they all play an instrument of some sort, and usually they are based

I went to the Based Center last week.

by Saben_Sabes April 17, 2025