landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

Batu

Batu is the best GTA player u will ever see he is shit at maths he’s a mad baller and oh my daise don’t even @ him on FIFA you will get smoked instantly

Batu’s a mad baller

by Ultr October 23, 2019

Dirty baptism

Where a man deficates in the toilet, then dunks bitches head in toilet while simultaniously smacking her ass with a bible or similar device.

AHHY TRICK GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE I GIVE YOU A DIRTY BAPTISM

by yahh trick yahh.123. August 20, 2008

batubalated

Totally lost and confused.

I been driving in circles for hours. I'm so batubalated!

by IKantFindIt May 2, 2005

Amar Battur

2nd in line for the North Korean Dynasty.

Bow down to the wrath of Amar Battur

by ReeeeeeeDaddy January 11, 2019

baturkey

closely related to a bitch. if a girl is being a bitch while on the rag, she is being a baturkey. Mainly used in a joking way.

britt stop being a baturkey.

by baregffsghgythjtghyj April 25, 2006

John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.

by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018