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krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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Ball-Batter

She ate my ball-batter all up!
by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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ball fiasco

bah-ll fee-ass koh

noun.

1. A ball fiasco is a term used in physics to describe a specific amount of spherical objects set loose creating a hellish and chaotic lab environment, often resulting in a seating change. No less than three and no more than ten balls are needed for a situation to be classified as a "ball fiasco".
"Joshy V will be awfully upset if we cause another ball fiasco"

"If you keep creating ball fiascos within class, I'll have to re-work our seating arrangements"
by HyperDank February 1, 2017
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fire balling

The act of dipping your testicles into a hot container of melted wax; to form a wax shell of your nutsack.
Pj - "Ever since I tried fire balling I can't grow hair on my coin purse."

Steve - "That sucks man it probably looks like Vin Diesel now."
by SteveGuy June 18, 2011
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lamelo ball

Lamelo Ball: "Beat that nigga ass" "Sniper Gang Kodak" "What's under the hat... a durag?" "Lemme get 5... dab" "YERN TEAM" "He look like slim shady"
by Lil Dickey Ball July 19, 2017
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Tuna Balls

The smell that emanates from a man's testicles after he has engaged with a female in sexual activity and doesn't shower/bathe afterwards. This musky scent is an union of his and his partner's love juices that grows in potency the longer it is allowed to ferment.
Steve: How'd it go with that girl last night?
Mike: Awesome! I just went to the bathroom a minute ago and caught a whiff of my tuna balls that reminded me of her

Joe: Did you hear about Bobby? He hooked up with some girl in Miami last night and flew back to L.A. without showering. He had some cross-country tuna balls this afternoon
by Talkintitty March 13, 2019
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Balls Thirty

2-5am, the most painful time of night to be awake. Usually external obligations forcing you out of bed.

In the military, usually refers to standing watch.
Dude 1: I'm going to bed early, I got watch at balls thirty in the morning.

Dude 2: Damn that sucks!
by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009
mugGet the Balls Thirtymug.

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