Baboon

Your least favorite uncle.

Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.

by Darth Frosty January 4, 2018

Baboon pussy

The swollen and raw appearance of the vaginal area after hours of vigorous copulation.

He fucked me real good; I got that baboon pussy.

by NikiMaria April 9, 2018

Baboose

Moron ,dumshit,fuckup,jackass

Look at that baboose he almost caused a wreck.

by Zyon69er October 31, 2019

babyoda

baby yoda that transcends the english language.

babyoda is one word.

by anixt4n March 26, 2020

baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011

Babeology

1. The study of Beautiful ladies
2. Smart word for checking out hot girls

Guy1: hey dude ima go do some babeology.
Guy2: have fun studying them beautiful chicks :D

by Albert B. October 24, 2008