bake fail

A bake sale that failed- no one bought any of the baked goods and little to no money was made

Person #1: You actually bought something from the bake sale?
Person #2: Yeah, without me it would've been a total bake fail.

by Kayleigh Voss November 03, 2008

Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

Baking Soda

-Andre Nickatina's use of this was described as his crack cocaine used in sales to disguise what they are actually selling from others.
-Baking Soda, Type of powder used in baking food, etc. Also used to get high from if snorted enough...

Gotta move that baking soda all over the states.

by JaMeS_MisTaThizzle February 26, 2008

clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

by has every synonym for nameless been taken? September 22, 2006

Baking a cake

A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.

Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.

by headbakers<3 August 04, 2009

half baked

a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....

by smurfy May 20, 2004

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015