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Australian Motorboat 

When you put your face between her cheeks and motorboat her butthole while shaking your head violently.
I Australian Motorboated her butt until she squealed.

Australian Neti Pot 

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot
Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

australian sunburn

When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.
Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...
australian sunburn by Bassman150 December 6, 2016

Australian Porcupine 

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass
Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

Australian Koala Hug 

When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent
Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it

Person 2: No way bro!

australian corkscrew

Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.
Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.