australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.

Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

Australia

A beautiful land that doesn't masquerade as a Commonwealth country it is one. There are pockets of racism, xenophobia and whatnot, but there a lot of positives and these should be celebrated. I know someone from there who thought it was crap and then he spent a year in Europe well actually the main purpose of his trip was to be an airport bum checking out the airports over there, and let's just say he didn't think so after that.

Australia rocks. It's airports rock too.

by Paul Ward October 24, 2006

Austin

He will be 100% without a doubt the line of your life. He can make you so happy with him just being next to you. So if you ever get the chance to be with Austin don’t take it for granted

Yo are you dating Austin

Omg yes he is the sweetest and the cutest I never wanna lose him. 💗💗

by Trustme100% November 30, 2018

Austria

Their greatest achievement was making the world think Hitler was German.
Their 2nd greatest achievement was making the world belive WW1 was started by the Germans.

"Hey you know that country Austria?"

"The birthplace of Hitler and the starter of WW1?"

"Thats the one!"

by Beef_the_Dog December 6, 2020

australian

People who are citizens of Australia, one of the best countrys in the world.

Australians have been stereotyped as a lazy, kangaroo riding, annoying group with crappy accents. NOT TRUE!

But we dont care if people take the piss out of us. People are lining up to come in, that must mean something!

Australians are an awesome bunch. Except for that dude John Howard, we should get rid of him.

by Quokka September 5, 2005

Austin

Austin is the guy meet one summer & there’s instant chemistry because he’s so damn good looking & it stuns you because it’s just so unexpected. He is laid back, funny, & himself. you love that. He has this slow, confident walk that draws attention to his height & his shoulders, which DAMN. Austin loves baseball & it makes you love it too. You wish you were at his game wearing his number & watching him play or watching it with him. He has the most INCREDIBLE blue eyes you have ever seen & you feel like they might pierce through your soul so you nervously look away but immediately regret it. He can be quiet at times & hard to read in moments some days & you can’t tell if it because he is indifferent & disinterested or practicing restraint. You back & forth to this day. Then he’ll say THE MOST unexpected things that stun & undo you. Like the time you wanted to grab his hand and drag him to see the most incredible sunset but couldn’t so you sent him a picture. And his response was “Almost as pretty as you” you cried because you would never expect that and you thought he might actually mean it. Or the time you baked for his birthday & he joked it was “wife you up” material. Or the time he said you wouldn’t be able to get him off of you & you’re instantly flushed and, well, ready. But it also shocked the hell out of you and you’re STILL smiling. these moments take you totally by surprise and you wish you could have a thousand of them.

Monday’s have never been so looked forward to as they are because of Austin.

by Summer2019 July 27, 2019

auston

Derived from Austin
1) - An anomaly, never matched or met, searching for enlightenment.
2) - Good looking, charming, intelligent.
3) - An American Poet, with excellent writing style and peculiar lyricism.

You are so Auston.

You're poem's are similar to Auston's.

by biabia July 13, 2004