Auberginitis

An affliction that is known only to a selection few rare & special individuals whereby during interaction with the aubergine plant, the substance of the aubergine results in a phlegmatic response by the body. Their brave sacrifice will be remembered.

Oh, my goodness gracious me, the auberginitis in the polytunnel today causes me to swoon! Quick, get the smelling salts ready!

by BrawTumshie October 7, 2025

Aubergine Pakora

Getting poked with an aubergine up the ass.

“Tell you whit mate. I Cannae even walk straight the day cause I got an aubergine pakora last night fae big Dave”

by DebbieDoesGallas October 10, 2025

Aubergine

My father.

"Dude, who's your dad again?"
"Why, Aubergine, of course!"

by Arteez October 12, 2025

Aubrey

The literal definition of perfection in human form. She’s beautiful, stunning, and so mesmerizing that one glance into her eyes feels like falling into a dream you never want to wake up from.
A walking masterpiece—smart, caring, hardworking, and the kind of person whose presence makes time slow down (and whose kiss makes your brain stop working entirely).

“Bro, why are you smiling like that?”
“Because Aubrey exists, and I still can’t believe it.”

by Cryptinium October 27, 2025

Aubrey

Head ass jit that thinks when a turd is poking thru her asshole it’s called turtle necking instead of turtle heading

Aubrey is hunting and needs to shit really bad. Aubrey’s shit is turtle heading her asshole.

by Silverspoon128383 December 27, 2025

na-aubrey

A unique name mixing black and white culture together. The name says it all its all smart out going funny as hell very sarcastic and not to mention they don't care what other people say about them! If you know a Na-Aubrey sucks to be you cause you want them in your corner!

Na-Aubrey is a beautiful name.

by Latece December 19, 2016

MLG Aubrey

The best MLG elephant out there. She’s super hot and her tail makes everyone go crazy as it falls from the sky. Her lands in the water are to die for.

“Did you see that flying tail from the sky attached to an elephant!”
“Yeah must be MLG Aubrey!!”

by MlgAubrey May 14, 2020