poop attack

The sudden, overpowering urge to poop. Often occurs at an inopportune time and/or place.

I was 8 miles into my 20 mile run and I had a poop attack!

by steven1534 April 28, 2011

gimp attack

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves

(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack

by aaron October 13, 2003

spak attack

1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would

2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast

1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'

2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'

by lalalaland January 21, 2008

cak attack

angrier and more ferocious version of a cock slap. generally causes more damage.

guy: bitch don't make me cak attack yo face!
girl: wut
guy: *cak attacks*
girl: oh damn, you took my eye out!

by mynoduesp suomynonna August 9, 2009

Mannequin Attack

Also known as MA, Mannequin Attack is a game started when someone says the name of the game. Anyone who hears the name of the game being said has to freeze, no matter what they're doing, until someone says the player's name.

Teacher: "How could you POSSIBLY fail this test? You didn't even finish!"
Student: "I'm sorry! I was under MA -Mannequin Attack-, I couldn't do anything!"
Teacher: "Wha...?"

by -Taboo- December 3, 2009

pat attack

When speaking to another person the speaker realizes they are accidently quoting an 80s song. Instead of just finishing the thought the speaker starts singing.

Dude you know you are a heart (singing) breaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me no-no-no!

Wake me up (singing) before you go-go. 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo. Dude you just had a pat attack!

by TI99 May 3, 2008

boob attack

The act of a female attacking a male with her boobs because the male tried to pick up her skirt and look at her vagina. Also, when a girl likes a guy and the guy doesn't like her back she constantly goes up to him sticking her boobs in his face.

Jennifer: boob attacking Harold saying "why won't you like me my boobs are so hot"

Harold: "I'm just not into you please stop rubbing your boobs in my face"

by i'm dick stick February 10, 2014