After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"
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by kam May 16, 2003
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Fugly slut married to sex god strokes' guitarist Nick Valensi. She pretends to have his kids when in fact are Keanu Reeve's. Well known for addressing to Strokes' fans as "jealous and malicious".
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A girl who obsesses over many guys. Mostly "men" who are really just mere boys, and are not attractive in the least. Examples of names of such boys include: Wayne, Emre, Raymund, Eddo, Jordan, Bolis, Carl, Mark L. and Gary, to name a few.
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