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by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020
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Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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An excuse men use that get no girls
You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓
by Daster123 April 4, 2022
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someone who tries so hard to get that
brian you is a simp, stop trying she dont love
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
Jesse is such a Simp
by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020
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A simp is someone who is crushing badly for someone.

This person is usually called Shotta or Richie
Person 1 - Hey did you see that Shotta gifted aAbz a new skin

Person 2 - Yeah that's guys a big simp yanno
by Bsg Abz April 21, 2022
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Kyle. It's Kyle.
by merpmeepmapmoopmerp December 9, 2021
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