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keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!
judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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o-kei

A girl who really likes fighting type video games and enjoys historical manga and wants to bang Hwoarang into the night.
by kappadori April 27, 2009
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hit to key

Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.
Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!
by FranekGMD March 13, 2017
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key smash

The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022
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Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.
by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012
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The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
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Olivia Keys

Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?
by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016
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