Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022

Jason

The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.

"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."

by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015

Jason

Bum

Jason is a bum

by Lailaioriginal December 26, 2016

Jason

A little bitch who won’t fight his little brother cause he a pussy

Jason can’t pull in hoes like his brother cause he just a little ass cry baby hoe

by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019

jason

A jason is gay and he loves to eat dick and swallow the cum , he is very gay and hes a filipino kid with a small boto according to 1 inch punisher an he has a boyfriend named troy and hes a white kid also with a small dick

zaydon: omg is that jason hes gay

troy: omg stop talking about my boyfriend

by jasonsgay July 24, 2018

Jason

A big avocado tinkle berry head and has a crush on prince sparkle toes and is very gay

Oh Shit its a jason better run he has ligma.

by Qazwsxedcrfvqazwsxedc February 24, 2019

Jason

A person who is antisocial and barely does anything around the house.

Please clean up the house, you Jason

by Smacktalker Skywalker September 28, 2017