Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*
(No laughter)
Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
(No laughter)
Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
by Dani!!! October 11, 2005
I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.
by Queen Mama 2 May 04, 2016
When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
by Darkearwig September 01, 2017
some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
by TyBenj October 13, 2010
The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.
by bepbopborp July 29, 2009
An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
by Manny November 26, 2003
When you take a massive deuce that is quite arduous and strenuous, then at wiping you notice that their is no shit on the Toliet Paper you wipe once more for a conformation and truth behold, Shit appears.
by Adrian Gomez March 03, 2008