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sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet
Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!
by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018
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Gentleman's tail

Another word for a tailcoat, and also a penis.
"I went to the ball last night and showed a proper lady my gentleman's tail."
by Nangs January 12, 2018
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growing a tail

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.
Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!
by tugyanuts March 8, 2022
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Vagina Tail

When the string of a tampon is hanging freely from one's vagina.
Guy: are you on your period?
Girl: Yeah I am. How'd you know?
Guy: Your vagina tail is out
by Smithy McBiggles August 27, 2013
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Charizard tail

The words "charizard tail" means to cover the tip of your dick in oil and lighting it on fire (the oil).
Example: he gave her head with a charizard tail, then busted the charizard tail in her hair and lit it on fore by accident.
by Tuirykukuku May 15, 2023
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Tail-pon

A makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton balls wrapped in a paper towel. Tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were classically used to stop anal seepage hence the name, tail-pon.
The foreign fluid dripping from Danny's butt was quickly seized by a well crafted tail-pon.
by AndrewFraz February 24, 2011
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personal tail

Donkey’s dongdong only dragon can touch it. Even though dragon touched it before the got married.
Hey don’t do that, not my tail. That’s my tail. That’s my personal tail.
by Shrek Hot Orge November 20, 2018
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