Ripping Jeans

1. When you and your bro friends are having a good wrestle, and he rips your favorite jeans by the seems.

2. A phrase used in excitement when no other words can be applied

1. (Billy and Jim are wrestling) "Dude! You're ripping my jeans!"
2. "Man this project sucks!" -Johnny

" Yeah, it's ripping jeans..." -Billy

by Yultzo March 24, 2011

Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

jean luc

He's the third most loyal friend in the world. Has the energy of a Chad. Thinks math is the greatest but tries to look like someone so cool they dropped out of highschool

Oh my gosh Jean Luc that's so big!

by weasel450 August 3, 2019

mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks

Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.

by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

jean scream

1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.

Boy: Hello Helga

Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?

Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.

Helga: RAWR!

Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?

by Mister Darko August 20, 2006

Gunt Jeans

An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.

Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."

by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010